G.A.W (Goofy Ass Woman)
Let's look at the definition of what is considered, "GOOFY":
According to, "Merriam-Webster Dictionary", it simply means, "crazy or silly". Synonyms associated with goofy are:
Dizzy
Dizty
Light-headed
Light-minded
Birdbrained (my personal favorite)
Those are just a few words describing the multitude of levels that come in describing a G.A.W. And to anyone reading this, I am pretty sure that you have met someone just like this. Hell, you just might be one yourself. But that is neither here or there.
In addition to my original post from my personal FB page, I am providing additional points to further my point from my own particular experiences. Mind you, much of what makes a G.A.W. comes from her initial raising, her dating/marriage history, and thus ultimately leading to how her mindset has been shaped.
Potential Signs of a Goofy Ass Woman (& Goof Ass Dudes that go along with it):
1. All males approaching her (directly, indirectly, figuratively, etc.) must masturbate her Ego & Emotions ABOVE ANYTHING ELSE.
2. SHE COMES FIRST (except Jesus). Everything else is arbitrary (except HER money & Jesus).
3. Love her, "unconditionally" because she is beyond all reproach when she messes up (except from her parents that are in good standing with her).
4. Do as she says, but not as she do. Because if you don't, you will forever be considered a, "fuck boy" (DIRECTLY AND/OR INDIRECTLY) until she is not upset at you anymore.
5. Completely stop your life for her because if you don't, you don't really , "love her".
6. Only converse with her when she feels like it and exhibit more patience for her than she has for herself because you're, "the bigger person".
7. Meet all of her undisclosed High Expectations that you were supposed to pick up on because she gave you some pussy.
If you happen to meet a woman with these characteristics, please do your utmost best to stay out of her path! If you can't, do your best keep it strictly platonic and keep it moving. Such dysfunction does not deserve to be replicated.
